I would allow myself to be waterboarded to the tune of a 24-hour loop of Ben Shapiro reciting the lyrics to Cardi B’s “WAP”…before I sully myself by doing even $5 and a Walmart gift card’s worth of business with you or your sunken place succubus wife.Īnyway, Owens is pretending she suddenly cares about racism in suggesting that Netto’s response was discriminatory. I would rather listen to an entire audiobook narrated by Ben Carson while trying my hardest to stay awake during a cross-country road trip… I would sooner spend eight hours watching paint dry on the side of a grass-growing museum… “Dear Candace’s tragically unfortunate husband, Seriously, my only critique is that I don’t feel Netto took enough time to write something a little more creative in expressing unpleasant alternatives he would prefer to working with Owens or her hubby. In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy: “That’s funny there, I don’t care who you are!” “I’d rather get beat in the a** with a wooden plank than ever go near either of you. “Dear George, thank you for your inquiry,” Netto reportedly wrote. Netto, is, apparently, not a fan of Owens or her spouse (and, I mean, I can’t imagine why), and he did not bother being shy about that fact when he responded to the email inquiring about his services. Owens said that her husband sent “the most polite email” to David Netto, “whose design wizardry and writing appears in Architectural Digest and Elle Decor,” among other publications, according to UPROXX.
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